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GC: H3H3H3H3 H3Y SOLLUX *L1CKS YOUR F4C3*

TA: holy

TA: on.

GC: H3H3H3H3H3 SORRY

TA: you 2hould be.

GC: :/ M1ST3R 4PPL3B3RRY BL4ST

TA: that'2 a dumb name and you know iit.

GC: H3H3H3H3H3 DO YOU W4NT M3 TO C4LL YOU MUST4RD OR HON3Y TH3N H3H3H3H3H3H3

TA: 2top giiggliing.

GC: H3H3H3H F1N3

TA: that'2 not 2toppiing.

GC: F1N3 SOLLUX YOUR 1N 4 CR4NKY MOOD

TA: maybe ii am.

GC: GOG WH4TS 4 M4TT3R W1TH YOU NOW

TA: nothiing.

GC: OH Y34H 4R4D14 B31NG D34D

TA: that wa2 an a22hole thiing two 2ay.

GC: 1M SORRY

TA: iit'2 ok.

GC: 1 W4RN3D YOU 4ND H3R BUT SH3 D1DNT L1ST3N

TA: whatever.

GC: *L1XKS H1S F4C3*

TA: 2top.

GC: WHY?

TA: iit'2 weiird.

GC: 1M SORRY BUT YOU KNOW 1 C4NT H3LP 1T

TA: ye2 you can.

GC: YOUR T4ST3Y 4LR1GHT

TA: ii don't care.

GC: J33ZZZZZ B3 4 MOODY SLUT

GC: SOLLUX

TA: that wa2 the mo2t out of place iin2ult iin the world.

GC: H3H3H3H3H3H3

TA: hehe.

TA: you 2aiid you'd 2top.

GC: SORRY BUT TH4T W4S 4 FUNNY ON3

TA: no iit wa2n't.

GC: SOLLUX

GC: Y3S 1T W4S YOU H4V3 NO S3NS3 OF HUMOR

TA: no iit wa2n't. ii'm not funny at all.

GC: TO YOU 1T W4S3NT

TA: ii don't get how that work2 wiith you.

GC: 1M SORRY 1 TRY TO F1ND TH1NGS TH4T 4R3 FUNNY

TA: ii could tell.

GC: SOLLUX L3TS GO G3T 1C3CR34M

TA: no.

GC: Y3S MR 4PPL3B3RRY BL4ST

TA: fiine, ii'll go.

GC: H3H3H3 1 4LSO N33D H3LP F1ND1NG MY H1V3 TOO

TA: why?

GC: 1 G3T LOST 34SY 1TS H4RD TO F1ND WH3R3 YOU L1V3 W1THOUT S1GHT YOU KNOW

TA: ii gue22.

GC: YOUR NOT BL1ND SO YOU WOULD3NT UND3R ST4ND

GC: HOW TH4T F33LS

TA: whatever.

GC: STOP B31NG GROUCHY FOR ONC3 1 KNOW YOU LOST YOUR M4T3SP1R1T3 BUT 1T DONT G1V3 YOU TH3 R1GHT TO B3 4N 4SSHOL3 TO YOUR FR13NDS YOU KNOW

TA: ii gue22 iit doe2n't. and 2top remiindiing me.

GC: OK 1 W1LL BUT STOP B31NG 4N 4SSHOL3 TO 3V3RYON3

TA: ii'll 2top.

GC: OK GOOD SOLLUX

TA: where can we even get iicecream?

GC: 1 THOUGHT YOU KN3W YOU H4V3 3Y3S

TA: ii don't know.

TA: ii gue22 ii miight have 2ome?

GC: URG YOU DONT 34T MUCH C4PTOR

TA: ii know.

GC: 4LL YOUR FOOD 1S ROTT3N SO 1 4LR34DY TRY3D TO R41D YOUR FR1DG3

TA: ...

TA: what?

GC: 1 S41D 3V3RY TH1NG 1N YOUR FR1DG3 1S ROTT3N

TA: you raiided my friidge?

GC: Y3S 1 D1D 4LL YOUR FOOD 1S UN 3D1BL3 4ND N33DS TO B3 THROWN OUT

TA: when wa2 thii2?

GC: 4 WH1L3 4GO C4PTOR 1 W4LK3D 1NTO YOUR H1V3 W1TH OUT YOU KNOW1NG

TA: why the fuck would you do that?

GC: YOU L3FT TH3 DOOR UNLOCK3D

TA: but why?

GC: 1 N33D H3LP GO1NG TO MY H1V3

GC: 1 C4NT R3TR4C3 SM3LLS 1N 4 C1TTY YOU KNOW

TA: you looked at my hiive, notiiced iit wa2 unlocked, and ju2t came iin for no rea2on?

TA: actually, forget iit.

TA: let'2 get goiing.

GC: OK SOLLUX

TA: where do you even liive?

GC: TH3 FORR3ST

TA: how far ii2 that?

GC: HOW 4M 1 SUPOS3D TO KNOW

GC: 1 C44NT S33

TA: how diid you get here?

GC: 1 W4LK3D

TA: you ju2t walked?

GC: Y3S

GC: 1 GOT L3GS YOU KNOW

TA: you walked god know2 how long from your treehou2e, over two thii2 ciity, ju2t 2o we can walk back?

TA: what the fuck?

GC: Y3P >:]

TA: ii really don't under2tand you 2ometiime2.

GC: H3H 1 KNOW

TA: ii have no iidea where the fore2t ii2.

GC: BUT 1F YOU JUST SHOW M3 TH3 FOR3ST 1 M1GHT F1ND MY W4Y B4CK 4ND YOU SP3ND TOO MUCH T1M3 1N S1D3 YOU KNOW

TA: ii ju2t told you

TA: ii don't know where the fuckiing fore2t ii2.

GC: HOW 4BOUT TH3 3DG3 OF TH3 C1TY DO YOU KNOW WH3R3 TH4T 1S?

TA: 2everal miile2 down.

TA: wow.

TA: you actually walked 2even miile2 ju2t two pii22 me off.

TA: oh, waiit

TA: more than that, obviiou2ly.

GC: 1T W4S3NT S3V3N M1L3S

GC: DUMB4SS

TA: how far wa2 iit?

GC: 1T W4S3NT 1N TH3 D1R3CT1ON YOU 4R3 TH1NK1NG OF

TA: oh.

TA: how do we get back?

GC: W3 W4LK UNL3SS YOU OWN 4 C4R

TA: ii obviiou2ly don't.

TA: let'2 ju2t walk thii2 way, then.

GC: OK SOL U C4N US3 TH3 3X3RC313S

TA: let'2 ju2t go.

GC: OK YOU1 34D TH3Y W4Y SOLLUX H3H3H3

TA: *Starts walking in a random direction*

GC: *FOLLOW H1M*

TA: iif you don't know where iit ii2, how diid you know where miine wa2?

GC: 1 B33N H3R3 B3FOR3 4ND 1S TH3 ONL PURPL3 BU1LD1NG H3 *WH4T SH3 S41D 1S TRU3*

TA: what.

GC: YOU SP3ND TOO MUCH T1M3 1NS1D3

TA: whatever.

GC: H3H3H3H3 MY H4CK BOY *SH3 MUMBL3S TH4T*

TA: let'2 ju2t keep walkiing

GC: OK

TA: ii doubt 2everely thii2 ii2 the riight diirectiion.

GC: H3Y 1 C4NT T3LL D1R3CT1ON 4LR1GHT

TA: ii know you fuckiing can't.

GC: G33Z 1 THOUGH YOU B33 MOR3 H3LPFUL TH4N VR1SK4

TA: ii don't know where your confiined liittle tree ii2! ii2 that 2o fuckiing 2tupiid of me?

GC: 1 S41D SHOW M3 TH3 FOR3ST 4ND C4NT YOU FLY YOU C4N B34BL3 TO S33 UP 1N TH3 41R

TA: ii can't fuckiing fly, holy 2hiit.

TA: ii thought you knew that?

GC: H3LLO YOUR PSYC1C YOU C4N FLO4T

TA: ye2, but now fly up iin the aiir.

GC: DO 1T OR 4TT3MPT 1T

TA: fiine, ii'll try.

GC: OK

TA: *Starts to slightly levitate*

GC: *SM3LLS 1M*

TA: 2ee, ii can't go any more than a few feet off the ground.

GC: HOW BOUT TRY TH4T ON 4 T4LL BU1LD1NG?

TA: ii can't ju2t go iinto a buiildiing and walk up two the roof.

GC: H3H3H3H3H 1 C4N

GC: BUT YOUR 4 LOW BLOOD

TA: 2hut up.

GC: TH3Y 4CH4LLY W1LL LL3T M3 DOO STUFF H3H3

TA: that'2 not really funny.

GC: 1 KNOW BUT TH3Y'LL L3T YOU 1F YOUR W1TH M3

TA: ii gue22 they would.

GC: COM3 ON SOLLUX OH L3TS R41D 4 HOT DOG ST4ND 1 C4N H34R YOUR STOM4CH3 GROWL1NG

TA: no.

GC: Y3S

TA: that 2ound2 2tupiid and dangerou2.

GC: H3Y 1 W1LL P4Y FOR 1T

TA: then you're not raiidiing.

GC: H3H3H3H3H3H3 WOW YOU C4NT 4FFORD 4 HOTDOG

TA: ye2 ii can, ii'm not hungry.

GC: 1 C4N H34R YOUR D4MN STOM4CH3 GROWL1NG

GC: YOU 4R3 HUNG3RY

TA: no ii'm not.

GC: SOLLUX 1 4M SL4M1NG FOOD DOWN YOUR MOUTH

TA: no.

GC: Y3S

TA: no.

GC: SOLLUX STOP B31NG 4 B4BY

TA: ii'm not!

GC: M4M4 T3R1Z1 W1LL F33D H3R B4BY BOY 1F H3 L1K3S 1T OR NOT

TA: holy 2hiit.

GC: NOW QU1T 4CT1NG L1K3 4

GC: GRUB

TA: 2hut up.

GC: F1N3

TA: ii don't need iit, let'2 keep goiing.

GC: SUR3 YOU DONT 1F 4R4D14 W4S 4ROUND TH3 YOU W1LL 34T

GC: DONT M4K3 M3 C4LL F3F3R1 UP

TA: ii told you two 2top remiindiing me.

GC: F1N3 SOLLUX

TA: keep walkiing.

GC: **G3TS ON H1S B4CK*

GC: YOU C4RRY M3

TA: get the fuck off.

GC: C4RRY M3

TA: no.

GC: 1 W1LL R3M1ND YOU OF YOU KNOW WHO 1F YOU DONT C4RRY M3

TA: ii'm ju2t goiing two 2iit here, then.

GC: 4R4D14

TA: fuck you.

GC: NOW W1LL YOU MOV3

TA: no.

GC: Y3S SOLLUX

TA: ii'm 2iittiing here untiil you get off.

GC: F1N3 *G3TS OFF*

GC: YOUR NO FUN

TA: good, now let'2 keep goiing.

GC: *FOLLOWS SOLLUX*

TA: ii have no iidea where ii'm goiing.

GC: J33Z D1D3NT YOU S33 4 L4Y OUT OF TH1S C1TY?

TA: ii don't know.

GC: URG TH3 SM4RT3ST TROLL 1N 4LT3RN314 DOS3NT KNOW

GC: W3 4R3 DOOM3D

TA: ii gue22 we are.

GC: 4R4D14

GC: K1SS3D 3QU1US

TA: ii hate you.

GC: NO YOU DONT

TA: ok, ii don't, but you can be 2uch an a22hole 2ometiime2.

GC: 1M SORRY

GC: 1 C4NT H3LP 1T SOM3T1M3 31TH3R

TA: iit'2 ok.

GC: COM3 ON3

GC: ON*

TA: ii gue22 ii'm 2tuck here.

GC: YOU 4R3 STUCK

TA: yep.

GC: *P1CKS H1M UP*

GC: YOU GOTT3N L1GHT3R C4PTO3R

TA: let go.

GC: 1 W1LL C4RRY YOU 4ND 1 C4N F33L YOUR R1BS*

TA: ok, do that.

GC: *C4RRYS H1M BR1DL3 STYL3 TO WHO KNOW4 WH3R3*

TA: thii2 ii2 2tupiid.

GC: 3V3RY TH1NG 1S STUP1D TO YOU

TA: you're riight.

GC: OF COURS3 1 4M R1GHT

TA: you're alway2.

GC: G33ZZ WH4T W1LL YOU DO 1F 1M NOT 4ROUND TO STR41T3N YOU OUT?

TA: ii don't know.

GC: 3X4CTLLY YOU B1G B4BY

TA: 2hut up.

GC: ROCK 4BY SOLL13

GC: H3H3H3H3H3\

TA: 2hut up.

GC: H3H3H3H3H3 1TS 34Y TO POK3 FUN 4T YOU

TA: no iit'2 not.

GC: SOLLUX YOU L1K3 B31NG B4B13D 4LOT

TA: ii fuckiing hate you.

GC: 4WWWWWW 1 H34R D3N14L SOLLUX

TA: god damn you're annoyiing.

GC: DONT B3 L1K3 TH4T *SHOOSH P4PS H1M*

TA: ugh.

GC: *C4RRYS SOLLUX*

TA: ii hate thii2.

GC: W3LL YOU D1D3NT MOV3 SO 1M MOV1NG YOU

TA: put me down.

GC: L3T M3 R1D3 ON YOUR B4CK 4ND 1 W1LL

TA: fiine, you can.

GC: >:] *PUTS H1M DOWN*

TA: let'2 go.

GC: OK *R1D3S ON H1S B4CK*

TA: let'2 get goiing.

GC: OK

GC: SOLLUX

GC: TH1S 1S3NT FUNNY L34V1NG M3 H3R3 1N TH3 M1DDL3 OF TH3 C1TTY

GC: SOLLUX? URG...........

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sollux it was mean of you to leave poor tz alone in the city when she needed help.
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